Final Jeopardy: The Last Joke (for the weak!)

A citizen of the U.S. was visiting Montreal. He was in a restaurant and decided to use the Men’s Room or les toilettes pour hommes. Suddenly, he came out screaming.

The owner of the restaurant tried to calm him down.

“Monsieur, what iz zhe matt-err?”

“My hand,”screamed the American. “The faucet spigot had a ‘C’ on it, and the hottest water I’ve ever felt came out.”

“Ah, Monsieur, zhat iz becowse ‘C’ stands for ‘chaud,’ which in Frenshe means “hot.”

“Yes,”said the American. “But the other spigot had a ‘C’ on it as well.”

“Of course, Monsieur, the ‘C’ stands for ‘cold’ in Anglais.”

“But that’s crazy.”

“No, no, Monsieur, zhat is not bizarre at-tall. You zee, Monsieur, Montreal is a bilingual city.”

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